Pictures on here always show soldiers and their girlfriends but this is the first time I’ve seen a father and son, and it’s such an amazing picture.
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else
don’t trust people who don’t support you as you try to grow into a more mature and self-realized person. don’t confide in people who aren’t as interested in your triumphs as they are in your downfalls.
Pancakes! They’re just as useful as they are delicious! Follow along as we improve your every day problems with some handy
Flaphack #1: Got a wobbly table? Throw some flapjacks under that thing, baby! Boom! Problem solved!
what the fuck dennys
yeah, but they’re not wrong
I feel like every year for my vegan anniversary I should just throw out a lot of confetti and go “I’M STILL ALIVE.” And my family will gasp in horror, and whisper quietly, “But how does she live without protein?”